SnotChewer

Hi everone. Let me tell you about me. I wasn't born were most babies are born at, I came from my mother's nostrils. That's right, that mother of mine had a bad cold one day and sneezed me out. From there, I became a great admirer of everything snotty

Finishing my snot collection, dining at fine snot restaraunts,

To chew on snot,
or not to chew on snot,
that's what's for dinner.