Broke stuff having sex!

[strider]

WOW! What a weekend, hey have any of you ever had wild crazy nights having sex and just getting wild and end up breaking shit?
This weekend was crazy, broke the shower rod in the bathroom,the towel holder,the office desk chair, the lamp, and the bedroom door.
i think I need to go rest now, what a crazy 24 hours..lol
let me know what you broke doing the horizontal limbo.

 

[pudgy]

a gentleman never kisses and tells....(cough cough recliner cough cough) excuse me

 

[BLEED GREEN]

Indented a car hood(2x)

 

[Max-HC]

Crazy shit when i was up in chicago pull a nailed headboard
away form the wall.
And iam always rearanging the beanie babies on bed shelfs.
Broke a neckless hanging from rear view mirror.hehehehe

 

[Bestquads]

i drag em to the lair and there's isn't much to break around my flat

 

[shyone]

Crazy shit when i was up in chicago pull a nailed headboard
away form the wall.
And iam always rearanging the beanie babies on bed shelfs.
Broke a neckless hanging from rear view mirror.hehehehe

Yes baby but tell them HOW you broke that necklace and WHAT body part did it!!!

 

[shyone]

I worry more about my glass oil filled candles breaking!!! I hear them clang together everytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bestquads]

maybe if i brought more furniture.

 

[learner202]

I just two days ago broke my whole headboard. I was doin my thing and all of the sudden "CRACK" the whole headboard cracked right in two....

 

[strider]

one more thing, i think i broke my finger.. lol

 

[Saks]

The back of a sofa.

 

[Badgermoon]

I thought this was going to be what bodyparts you've broken. I've only gotten bad rashes from bed sheets. (if you are at it long enough it is just like a rug burn). Broken some other stuff, the only major thing was breaking a box spring matress once.

Right now I'm ready to tear the goddamn house down. :laugh:

 

[strider]

I finally fixed everything.. thats all no kinky people in here with all the hormones racing and muscles in here thats all that got messed up, if I broke my girl does that count? lol

 

[SuzyQ]

Once the whole bed fell apart . . .

 

[Presser]

I think I broke my pee pee slipping out and then hitting a cheek,lol, brought tears to my eyes,lmao

 

[sweatmachine]

collapsed the bed
put a ass shaped hole in the shower wall
knock a lamp off the night stand
1 hymiene
a few pretty girls hearts

thats about it for me

 

[Presser]

lmao, u guys are to funny

 

[strider]

we all need fuckers insurance..LMFAO

 

[GetnBigr]

lmao..... this stuff could be an adult comic strip

 

[strider]

yeah lets call it," Cheap Fuckers,INC." what do you think I will be president,,LOL