Crazy Bar Stories

[fstr03svtcobra]

I was out on Saturday night at around 1am and I'm walking up to a local bar and right before I get to the door this biker guy comes out with his girl. Apparently he was mad and intoxicated because he proceeds to grab her neck, yell at her, and push her up against the wall outside of the bar. This guy walking up a little ahead of me tried to break it up and then the police who were literally across the street walked over and stopped it.

This wasn't that wild, but it got me thinking that a thread about crazy shit you've seen while out might be interesting. Go.

 

[futuremro]

lol i have some good xanax BARS stories haha

 

[charliebigspuds]

BAR stories holy shit..we would need a new server again..

here one..
i used to live in thailand and go the lap dancing bars most weeks, also all the best clubs was in that area as well...
if i ever met a new tourist i would always take them to the lady boy lap daning club and man these lady bouys u realy could not tell these where the high end girls not the hookers on the street that u can tell a mile away that its a bloke..
any ways i used to buzz my tits of knowing that these guys where getting it on the with a bloke..sitting there chating getting a lap dance ect ect i mean these girls were propper women with every thing cut and tits to match..
man fun times..


another time we was all out at minsty of sound night club in central bangkok..then and i not joking there must of been 400 police come in blocked all the entrances and started piss testing every single clubber in the place..(remember it the death penatly out there for drugs).
so im there with about 7-8 mates out of my face on pils and about to get pissed tested..HOLY FUCKING SHIT...
i make my way to the toilets and as im being taken to the line to fill out my details i take a half full bottle of some fizzy alco pops drink.. pop it in side my belt why the fuck the cop did not take it off me i dont know..so any hows i enter the toilet with my empty piss bottle and a police escort take my position at the toilet and empty this orange drink in the bottle.
pass it over to the guy who is taking samples and pass my very first piss test..man i was outa that place faster than i could say taxi..

if it was not me i would call bull shit on this there is to much nonsense in what has been said...i mean why did the cop not take the bottle of me..and why did the guy who was taking the samples not look at it and think his young boys urine looks like bright orange fizzy drink..lol..mental night..shit my self i did. 2 people i went with got arrested..one brided the local police women the other got a large fine..

 

[fstr03svtcobra]

BAR stories holy shit..we would need a new server again..

here one..
i used to live in thailand and go the lap dancing bars most weeks, also all the best clubs was in that area as well...
if i ever met a new tourist i would always take them to the lady boy lap daning club and man these lady bouys u realy could not tell these where the high end girls not the hookers on the street that u can tell a mile away that its a bloke..
any ways i used to buzz my tits of knowing that these guys where getting it on the with a bloke..sitting there chating getting a lap dance ect ect i mean these girls were propper women with every thing cut and tits to match..
man fun times..


another time we was all out at minsty of sound night club in central bangkok..then and i not joking there must of been 400 police come in blocked all the entrances and started piss testing every single clubber in the place..(remember it the death penatly out there for drugs).
so im there with about 7-8 mates out of my face on pils and about to get pissed tested..HOLY FUCKING SHIT...
i make my way to the toilets and as im being taken to the line to fill out my details i take a half full bottle of some fizzy alco pops drink.. pop it in side my belt why the fuck the cop did not take it off me i dont know..so any hows i enter the toilet with my empty piss bottle and a police escort take my position at the toilet and empty this orange drink in the bottle.
pass it over to the guy who is taking samples and pass my very first piss test..man i was outa that place faster than i could say taxi..

if it was not me i would call bull shit on this there is to much nonsense in what has been said...i mean why did the cop not take the bottle of me..and why did the guy who was taking the samples not look at it and think his young boys urine looks like bright orange fizzy drink..lol..mental night..shit my self i did. 2 people i went with got arrested..one brided the local police women the other got a large fine..

Holy shit. I didn't know anyplace executed for drugs.

BTW I did a quick search and according to wikipedia the United States executes for large scale drug trafficking. Is that true?

 

[charliebigspuds]

is that it..geez..u guys need to get out more..

 

[Presser]

The lady boy shit is funny! I bounced at a couple places when i was young and i could go on forever, and like you half my shit would probably seem like i was full of shit lmao. Loads of sex in the middle of the clubs, and loads of ecstasy! Many years ago when their were ecstasy clubs everywhere, i don't think that shits popular anymore, then again i haven't been out in years but we had some crazy times rolling our balls off mostly!

 

[CR6]

LOL! I was thinking the exact same thing Press....
Having grown up in South Florida, the 80s were a magical time as the X & blow were as pure as you could get. Trying to tell stories of that time in my life was always a bit difficult, (unless you're sharing with those who've experienced similar circumstances) most people can't even imagine, so you're right, they do think you're full of shit. Without a doubt, the best decade of my life, aside from the silk shirts & Z Cavarichis. LOL

tap'n

 

[echo419]

oh gawd where to start.

well not to long ago we had a benefit for the family to pay the final expenses of a former employee that was beaten to death by her meth addicted bf. well tons of her "friends" showed up all a bunch of early 20's pill poping dope smokers. well long story short a brawl of about 20 people dudes and chicks broke out in the parking lot. people got pepper sprayed, dudes were on the ground in agony from it. girls had hair pulled out, faces scratched up just a total mess. it's s podunk little town so the cops wouldn't arrest anyone because they didn't want to do the paperwork.

so much for respecting the family's loss.

 

[Presser]

LOL! I was thinking the exact same thing Press....
Having grown up in South Florida, the 80s were a magical time as the X & blow were as pure as you could get. Trying to tell stories of that time in my life was always a bit difficult, (unless you're sharing with those who've experienced similar circumstances) most people can't even imagine, so you're right, they do think you're full of shit. Without a doubt, the best decade of my life, aside from the silk shirts & Z Cavarichis. LOL

tap'n

Damn i was talking about the early 2000's lol, I didn't know ecstasy was popular back in the 80's. But anyone who partied on it, understands, and yes most people wouldn't believe the stories regardless the era

 

[Presser]

and it just dawned on me, you said south florida, early 80's lol, fuck wast everyone killing each other down there over cocain, I've seen some shows on south florida and the 80's and that shit was insane, they say the drug money built that entire states infrastructure! No BS ill bet you do have some stories !!

 

[CR6]

LOL yeah, I'm 47 so the mid 80s was where it was at for me. True, it was definitely the "wild wild west on the beach" down there. Coke was literally en vogue. I knew lawyers, doctors, business men to construction men, everyone either did it, sold it or knew someone involved with it in one capacity or another. 8 balls from 90-120 bucks all day long.
I believe Broward & Dade country had the highest murder rate in the world for awhile there. Crazy crazy time for sure.

tap'n

 

[fstr03svtcobra]

Good stories guys. Keep em coming.

 

[Presser]

LOL yeah, I'm 47 so the mid 80s was where it was at for me. True, it was definitely the "wild wild west on the beach" down there. Coke was literally en vogue. I knew lawyers, doctors, business men to construction men, everyone either did it, sold it or knew someone involved with it in one capacity or another. 8 balls from 90-120 bucks all day long.
I believe Broward & Dade country had the highest murder rate in the world for awhile there. Crazy crazy time for sure.

tap'n

oh shit, your still young! I was thinking you were in your 60's or close, shit if you were partying in the early 80s and your only 47 then u started a lot earlier then i did lol, I partied from maybe 26-28 years old, i was a late bloomer i guess ya could say, but the shit got old real fast!

 

[CR6]

LOL.... yeah, I'm still a young punk. And you're right, it did get old fast.... I saw too many friends (including my older brother) ruin their lives and I wasn't going down that road. It was fun while it lasted, but we grow up and move on.

(still looking forward to some good stories... great thread!)


tap'n

 

[charliebigspuds]

guys i went to some crazy patys back in the 90s
illegal rave partys
we would meet up at around 11pm 100s of cars lined up at around 12-1230 a old world war 2 land rover would pull up and the whole convoy would roll out...no stopping nothing red lights round abouts the convoy kept going miles of cars end to end until we got to the rave..in a field or some old huge warehouse..police every where they would not stop any one..epic..
then they brought a law in 1994 that stopped all that..40,000 people raving good times..a see of people bouncing to the same drum..lol..

 

[gojumac]

I'm with ya CR6! The 80's were my college days, when mullets were cool, and they were fuckin crazy! I was a bouncer in a bar (along with half our football team) that was at a Playboy Top 10 party school. Women doing X and grinding on the poles on the dance floor, Banging waitresses in the walk-in cooler (that'll test your manhood, cold in there), fights every night! And you're right, X and coke were the drugs of choice. Everyone did em in those days! Business people, blue collar, college kids, didn't matter. Worked at that place the whole time I was in college... Best 8 years of my life! Don't do the math on that. Good times! Good thread!

 

[CR6]

That's freakin awesome goju!! :thumbup: gotta love the 80s!
Let's not forget the hair metal bands selling out stadiums left & right... fighting your way through the crowd to reach the stage, smoke so thick everyone was high. (whether they were smoking or not!) LOL

tap'n

 

[bigdaddyo1617]

shit am a bouncer now i see a lil nudity but most just drunk young kids getting liquid courage jumping people and shooting. Am in a small town with a big bad rep because of these club. The city shut down 3 more just this month, it s nut.

 

[mcgaret]

80 were wild. Too many stories to remember. I was just remembering one of my friends (we were friends since 4 years old, neighbors)
He was Fing CRAZY. When we were in a bar or club and I heard him order two bottles of budwiser and ask for only one to be opened, I
knew to get ready. He would drink the open one in one swig and then the unopened one was going over someones head. We had a lot
of fun back then.

 

[simon1]

BAR stories holy shit..we would need a new server again..

here one..
i used to live in thailand and go the lap dancing bars most weeks, also all the best clubs was in that area as well...
if i ever met a new tourist i would always take them to the lady boy lap daning club and man these lady bouys u realy could not tell these where the high end girls not the hookers on the street that u can tell a mile away that its a bloke..
any ways i used to buzz my tits of knowing that these guys where getting it on the with a bloke..sitting there chating getting a lap dance ect ect i mean these girls were propper women with every thing cut and tits to match..
man fun times..


another time we was all out at minsty of sound night club in central bangkok..then and i not joking there must of been 400 police come in blocked all the entrances and started piss testing every single clubber in the place..(remember it the death penatly out there for drugs).
so im there with about 7-8 mates out of my face on pils and about to get pissed tested..HOLY FUCKING SHIT...
i make my way to the toilets and as im being taken to the line to fill out my details i take a half full bottle of some fizzy alco pops drink.. pop it in side my belt why the fuck the cop did not take it off me i dont know..so any hows i enter the toilet with my empty piss bottle and a police escort take my position at the toilet and empty this orange drink in the bottle.
pass it over to the guy who is taking samples and pass my very first piss test..man i was outa that place faster than i could say taxi..

if it was not me i would call bull shit on this there is to much nonsense in what has been said...i mean why did the cop not take the bottle of me..and why did the guy who was taking the samples not look at it and think his young boys urine looks like bright orange fizzy drink..lol..mental night..shit my self i did. 2 people i went with got arrested..one brided the local police women the other got a large fine..

lmao