Fucking Butt Pee!!

[The Dude]

WTF?? After every hard workout, about 20 minutes later I spend 20 - 30 minutes on the toilet pissing out of my ass!! Its not fucking funny, it hurts like hell and my stomach is torn up. I don't get it. I eat 45 minutes before training. Take Amino's throughout, protein shake after and it happens everytime! I'm going to get fucking hemoroids!! Does this happen to anyone else.

 

[NAIR]

lmao!!!

 

[Get_Swole]

Sorry bro but i did get a little humor out of the butt piss statement lol. That sucks though are you getting enough fiber? Ive never had that problem before, did you just recently start any orals or anything new?

 

[theBIGness]

try some bananas as your preworkout carbs skip any n.o. products or stimulants

 

[The Dude]

No orals and nothing has changed, this happens all the time. I always take preworkout supplements. It was EndoRush, now its Jack3d. I'm not sure if that has anything to do with it. I always take something. Damn it sucks. Luckily after the "episode" some steak and carbs gets me feeling good again, but I'm afraid one of these might be a porcelain destroying bomb! They are pretty violent sometimes!

 

[Pharm_Fed]

Don't really have any suggestions, but I can sympathize. The butt pee is a killer. lol

 

[theBIGness]

butt pee will rob your mass

 

[wanabbig]

its wrong to laugh but GOD DAMN THATS FUNNY!!!

 

[LeatherHead]

Fuck, Dude... you just made me spit water all over the place!!!!!

 

[Pharm_Fed]

Reminds me of the scene in Grandma's Boy where they are hanging out after dinner and one guy says I have to pee. His friend tells him to go in a bush, and the first guy says, "But I gotta pee outta my butt" Anyone seen that movie?

 

[h8tr3d]

Reminds me of the scene in Grandma's Boy where they are hanging out after dinner and one guy says I have to pee. His friend tells him to go in a bush, and the first guy says, "But I gotta pee outta my butt" Anyone seen that movie?

yeah, its damn hilarious! And the butt pee thing happens to me like 2x per week. I think my problem is im eating ALL the time........ What goes in, must come out!!

 

[The Dude]

It was obviously a pretty good workout. I'm on the thrown again throwin down. Damn this sucks!!

 

[Get_Swole]

try avoiding the preworkout supp for a day or two and see if that helps.

 

[steph]

Reminds me of the scene in Grandma's Boy where they are hanging out after dinner and one guy says I have to pee. His friend tells him to go in a bush, and the first guy says, "But I gotta pee outta my butt" Anyone seen that movie?

LOL, before I saw you posted this, I was on youtube trying to find a videoclip but no luck. That's how they end up back at grandma's house partying with the old ladies after they drank Sophie's tea...

Sorry about your booty, Dude!

 

[Pharm_Fed]

LOL, before I saw you posted this, I was on youtube trying to find a videoclip but no luck. That's how they end up back at grandma's house partying with the old ladies after they drank Sophie's tea...

Sorry about your booty, Dude!

YES!!! lol, what a great movie.

 

[LeatherHead]

Reminds me of the scene in Grandma's Boy where they are hanging out after dinner and one guy says I have to pee. His friend tells him to go in a bush, and the first guy says, "But I gotta pee outta my butt" Anyone seen that movie?

I love that fucking movie!!! Lol!

 

[The Dude]

LOL, before I saw you posted this, I was on youtube trying to find a videoclip but no luck. That's how they end up back at grandma's house partying with the old ladies after they drank Sophie's tea...

Sorry about your booty, Dude!

I have that movie and its hilarious, but now I'm living it!! This is the third time!! Something I ate is not agreeing with me and the pipes are begging for mercy. I think my asshole just fell out. It sounds like I've got a fucking alien in my stomach! Its fucking LOUD too!! I'm suprised the neighbors aren't bangin on my door about the noise.

 

[irish2003]

i wish i wasn't eating when i saw this thread

 

[LeatherHead]

I have that movie and its hilarious, but now I'm living it!! This is the third time!! Something I ate is not agreeing with me and the pipes are begging for mercy. I think my asshole just fell out. It sounds like I've got a fucking alien in my stomach! Its fucking LOUD too!! I'm suprised the neighbors aren't bangin on my door about the noise.

I seriously just LOL'd really loud!! :laugh:

 

[CH3NO2]

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The Dude after working out...LOL