All is well, my brothers and I'm a happy man. The package was sent Express Mail from China and it required a signature - although, I asked the sender and he said that he didn't require a sig. I had to go to the post office, so it made sense that there wouldn't be a stake out there 24x7. So I checked it out, all looked good, I signed (no ID required) and jetted.
Now it's time for some cookin'.