drtbear1967
Musclechemistry Board Certified Member
You know the sound of kernels popping in the microwave, right? Well, every time a microwave popcorn kernel explodes, an angel's testicle ruptures. It seems that some microwave popcorn bags contain a chemical called perflourooctanoic acid (PFOA), which is a chemical that puts the kibosh on sex drive, in addition to possibly being implicated in testicular cancer and suppressing immune function in children. But here’s how you can microwave popcorn healthfully: • Pour 4 tablespoons of plain kernels into a brown paper lunch bag. • Fold over the top of the bag a couple of times. • Microwave on high for about 2 minutes, or until the popping slows or stops. Obviously, the time will vary depending on how many gigawatts your nuclear powered microwave pumps out. • Salt to taste.
