Now you may be thinking to yourself, “How do I know if I’m a meat-head?” Well, you’re in luck! I’ve created a simple test to determine your meat-head status, just answer true or false to the following statements.
1.When friends ask you what you’re doing tonight you replay, back and bi’s.
2.You pretend that you’re looking through a glass window as you walk by but are actually checking to see how your arms look in your shirt.
3.When you run into a friend you haven’t seen in a while and they say you look like you’ve lost weight, it ruins the rest of your day.
4.You spend more time watching internet videos of guys working out than you do of women in bikinis.
5.When you open your tub of protein only to realize you only have 1 scoop left you have a mild panic attack.
6.Before you go out you take a double dose of Nitric Oxide and do a few pushups so you look pumped up.
7.You quote Pumping Iron throughout your workout.
8.Before you lift anything you say “light weight baby!”
If you answered “true” to at least 5 of these then congratulations, you’re a meat-head! Now that you know you’re in the club, your first order of business should be to find your nearest mirror and check your bicep development. Go on, don’t be shy. Now that you’ve checked out the goods, reward yourself with a protein shake. You’ve earned it, meat-head!
1.When friends ask you what you’re doing tonight you replay, back and bi’s.
2.You pretend that you’re looking through a glass window as you walk by but are actually checking to see how your arms look in your shirt.
3.When you run into a friend you haven’t seen in a while and they say you look like you’ve lost weight, it ruins the rest of your day.
4.You spend more time watching internet videos of guys working out than you do of women in bikinis.
5.When you open your tub of protein only to realize you only have 1 scoop left you have a mild panic attack.
6.Before you go out you take a double dose of Nitric Oxide and do a few pushups so you look pumped up.
7.You quote Pumping Iron throughout your workout.
8.Before you lift anything you say “light weight baby!”
If you answered “true” to at least 5 of these then congratulations, you’re a meat-head! Now that you know you’re in the club, your first order of business should be to find your nearest mirror and check your bicep development. Go on, don’t be shy. Now that you’ve checked out the goods, reward yourself with a protein shake. You’ve earned it, meat-head!
