The Survivor
New member
OK this is funny....my gym is in lower level of a mini mall but the weight loss center is right above on 1st floor. My UPS man leaves box full of retail items on the doorstep there and walks down to tell me its there. Usually I bolt right up and put it away. Yesterday when he left rather heavy box I was tied up w/a customer so it took a good 30 min for me to get up there...in the meantime some scum bag came along and swiped the box
So I call the landlord and we look at the surveillance camera and see the perpetrator. One of the other tenants recognizes him, I call the local constables and a cop comes in to get my report. After we are done he wanted me to walk out to squad car....he opens trunk and there the missing box!! I told him damn yr good! LOL....apparently this guy (with a long arrest record) opened the box, it was full of protein, creatine and so on, and he had no use for it so what did he do? Donated it to the PD!! They were suspicious when he came in to the station w/this, especially knowing his record, so they set it aside. Then 4 hrs later I call.....(what a great philanderpist he must be)
Was it Jeff Foxworthy who said "Ya cant fix stupid"
So I call the landlord and we look at the surveillance camera and see the perpetrator. One of the other tenants recognizes him, I call the local constables and a cop comes in to get my report. After we are done he wanted me to walk out to squad car....he opens trunk and there the missing box!! I told him damn yr good! LOL....apparently this guy (with a long arrest record) opened the box, it was full of protein, creatine and so on, and he had no use for it so what did he do? Donated it to the PD!! They were suspicious when he came in to the station w/this, especially knowing his record, so they set it aside. Then 4 hrs later I call.....(what a great philanderpist he must be)
Was it Jeff Foxworthy who said "Ya cant fix stupid"
