How about " From sticks to stumps "
Or,
Made from wood, but molded with Metal*
or,
I'm just an APE that walks on two legs.
or,
Crickets make music with their legs, I make haters out of mine!
or,
You can climb the rocks with your legs, I'll lift the whole mountain with mine!
or
I'm not squatting, I'm just pushing the Earth!
Just some off the top of my head.
some more.
"If you can squat heavy and have solid shits, what more can you ask of life?"
Jon Paul Sigmarsson - WSM winner
"Try not! Do or do not! There is no try…" <-------------LOL
Yoda
Just load the bar and lift the damn thing will ya, and stop trying to look cute!