Protein Farts from Hell!!!

[drtbear1967]

With all of this protein that we eat, you guys have to have some good fart stories. I know it is juvenile but hell it is still funny. One of my best ones happened years ago when a bunch of us guys were in Columbus for the Arnold. We had been at the expo that day and went back to the hotel, got cleaned up and was going out to eat and enjoy the night life of Columbus. We stopped for gas and as we were leaving the station, I felt that rumbling in my belly. I leaned over and out came the most obnixios smell of a life time. In a split second the guys were gagging, the door on the fan was opened and three guys were hanging out the door, the passanger was hanging out the window and I was laughing so hard, I had tears running down my face. This was one of those that gets stuck in the roof of your mouth and lingers.

That was years ago and it still comes up at the gym. That was legendary!

 

[Mountain_Man]

Did silent but deadly in church once it was so bad I was gagging smell lingered for a good 5 mins and no one could leave it was all I could do not to crack up

 

[drtbear1967]

I let one fly at Walmart one time and this family walked into it. They had a baby in a stroller and the mom stopped and checked the baby, thought it has shit. I almost lost it.

 

[Vinvina]

Mine are so bad when i fart the dog jumps off the bed and runs out of the room

 

[The Survivor]

Me and a buddy had a gas competition inside my car, dueling toots, they almost peeled the paint off the inside, then we went into a Subway to eat, my windows were rolled up cause it was raining, we came out close to half hr later and it still reeked

 

[yesidont]

I let one fly at Walmart one time and this family walked into it. They had a baby in a stroller and the mom stopped and checked the baby, thought it has shit. I almost lost it.

hahahaha thats good

 

[drtbear1967]

So Rich Piana is coming out with Egg White Crystals... not sure what the name is all about, but I am sure that they will up my game. Cannot wait to try them.

 

[Vinvina]

If we are going for fart food white castle is the champ

 

[drtbear1967]

If we are going for fart food white castle is the champ

Belly Bombs!!

 

[Vinvina]

Or hotdog truck dirty water dogs chili cheese and musterd they are butt rockets

 

[Chocolate Rain]

Let one rip in a walmart one time and had to leave the aisle because it was so bad. Could hear someone scream "aww hell naww, someone done shit in they pants like 2 minutes later." I nearly passed out laughing so hard.

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I've also cleared a section of a hotel floor before with poor ventilation issues. People were running out of their rooms gagging trying to get outside.

 

[Vinvina]

Lmao

 

[drtbear1967]

Had my gallbladder removed and now I have to be careful as I can not always trust a fart!!

 

[BEASTZ6]

I farted once while doing some heavy leg presses It was a silent one. Within less than a second there were guys standing a good 30 feet away holding their noses. I was astounded at the speed of that fart.

 

[Muscle mechanic]

I farted once while doing some heavy leg presses It was a silent one. Within less than a second there were guys standing a good 30 feet away holding their noses. I was astounded at the speed of that fart.

Lol! One of those silent killers, but those leg press machines can hold a butt upright!

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[BEASTZ6]

Had my gallbladder removed and now I have to be careful as I can not always trust a fart!!

How long were you out of the gym after having your gallbladder removed? I might be going through the same procedure.

 

[drtbear1967]

I was down for about 6 weeks. I still went, just didn't do anything heavy. I was able to go full blast after 6 weeks.

 

[drtbear1967]

Let a good one rip the other night and the dog looked up and then looked at his butt. Didn't know if it was me or him. LOL

 

[Vinvina]

Lmao