Incrediblebulk
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A few years back my chick and I where cruising east on Irving park in chicago two lanes each way. I was 25 in my GT and a car of 21 to 24 year old dudes was next to us in heavy traffic.
Me being 6'3" 245 at the time I was never really intimidated. Anyway the passenger, some 6'6" big ass juice head to the max(dont be offended anyone this kid was abusing the shit) starts yelling at my hot blond 110lb chick you fucking dyke slut whore.
I was simply floored I could not believe it! She saw my reaction and she was like chris no theres 3 of them. I was like fuck that, and I waited till(traffic was rush hour) my car pulled up to theirs and said something like hey you big fat juice head pussy you got something to say he's like yeah your gf is a dyke.
So I responded your big fat ass could never get any!
The two passengers who were smaller appeared not to want any part of this at least I hoped. Since we were nearly stopped from traffic anyway I pulled up put the car in park stopping traffic and called that big motherfucker out. I was scared to be honest but I could not handle it if I had backed down.
I also figured we are defiantely going to go at it cuz there is nowhere to go. So the 350 monster gets out of his car and comes to the front of the car.
I was like ok big mouth now what do you got to say fucker. Lets go you want to go. He was like you swing first and then I knew there was a big pussy under that giant frame. So I kind of bounced arounand back and forth come on you fuckin pussy lets go or shut your fuckin mouth. So he was pretty much shutting his mouth and the cops pulled up.LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLlolololololololol.
They're like what the heck is going on. I said hey man these 3 dudes are threatening me and my old lady in traffic for no reason not even a driving issue.
So the cops pulled us to the side and they were like big boy to the other dude your 100 lbs bigger then him(one of the few times I felt small ever, played 300 plus dudes in college ball) what r u thinking. What is he supposed to do, what if someone starts attacking your old lady what r u going to do?
So they sent us all on our way. Shiller Park, IL cops(I believe) cook county IL where they seem to have the ability to decipher right from wrong and cut through THE FUCKING CHASE! Wonder what they would have done if I'd of decked him though? I mean what are you supposed to do when your being threatened. I way have left it out but he was saying all kinds of shit like your a pussy and I will kick your ass. He turned out to be the pussy.
Morale of the story, sometimes you have to do things your afraid to do and win or lose at least you fought!
Me being 6'3" 245 at the time I was never really intimidated. Anyway the passenger, some 6'6" big ass juice head to the max(dont be offended anyone this kid was abusing the shit) starts yelling at my hot blond 110lb chick you fucking dyke slut whore.
I was simply floored I could not believe it! She saw my reaction and she was like chris no theres 3 of them. I was like fuck that, and I waited till(traffic was rush hour) my car pulled up to theirs and said something like hey you big fat juice head pussy you got something to say he's like yeah your gf is a dyke.
So I responded your big fat ass could never get any!
The two passengers who were smaller appeared not to want any part of this at least I hoped. Since we were nearly stopped from traffic anyway I pulled up put the car in park stopping traffic and called that big motherfucker out. I was scared to be honest but I could not handle it if I had backed down.
I also figured we are defiantely going to go at it cuz there is nowhere to go. So the 350 monster gets out of his car and comes to the front of the car.
I was like ok big mouth now what do you got to say fucker. Lets go you want to go. He was like you swing first and then I knew there was a big pussy under that giant frame. So I kind of bounced arounand back and forth come on you fuckin pussy lets go or shut your fuckin mouth. So he was pretty much shutting his mouth and the cops pulled up.LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLlolololololololol.
They're like what the heck is going on. I said hey man these 3 dudes are threatening me and my old lady in traffic for no reason not even a driving issue.
So the cops pulled us to the side and they were like big boy to the other dude your 100 lbs bigger then him(one of the few times I felt small ever, played 300 plus dudes in college ball) what r u thinking. What is he supposed to do, what if someone starts attacking your old lady what r u going to do?
So they sent us all on our way. Shiller Park, IL cops(I believe) cook county IL where they seem to have the ability to decipher right from wrong and cut through THE FUCKING CHASE! Wonder what they would have done if I'd of decked him though? I mean what are you supposed to do when your being threatened. I way have left it out but he was saying all kinds of shit like your a pussy and I will kick your ass. He turned out to be the pussy.
Morale of the story, sometimes you have to do things your afraid to do and win or lose at least you fought!