For a very long time, the only place to buy steroids was the gym.
Just take a walk around the gym and ask the biggest brute for his source, and unless he was all roid raging, he would hook you up with his vendor.
This worked phenomenally well for a very long time.
But come the late 2000s, pharma grade gear almost disappeared from the market, as Chinese vendors flooded the internet with cheap raw powders.
Anyone with a basic understanding of chemistry began to brew their own gear, and that’s how the black market for anabolic steroids operates these days.
It’s mostly former roiders or college dropouts brewing steroids in their garage or in their backyard and pasting fancy names on vials.
So, if you have just decided to buy steroids and dabble in your maiden cycle, there are a few things that you must know.
#1 – Do not buy steroids off social media
Believe it or not, Instagram and Facebook have become the new marketplace for anabolics. A quick search into the search bar on both these platforms will give you access to thousands of accounts offering steroids for sale.
The pictures are all of pharma grade steroids imported from Europe and Asia. But you can be rest assured that those are not the ones that you’ll receive if you do decide to place an order.
It’s a classic bait and switch tactic.
Also, what is the possibility that these steroids will contain the advertised ingredient?
That brings us to the next big problem that you will face when you buy steroids off social media.
#2 – Most steroids are counterfeited or under dosed
There are two things that are extremely crucial for a good, uneventful steroid cycle.
Accurately dosed gear: If you can buy pharma grade steroids, great! But even if you cannot, then you at least need to source your gear from a vendor that you can trust and who accurately doses their brew. If you are getting Test Ace or Prop that’s just 60% of the advertised dosage strength, then you are automatically miscalculating the amount of test you are using each pin. This causes a domino effect of sorts, where you will then miscalculate the amount of AI you should use. This can throw your E2 levels off as well.
Legit gear: Counterfeiting was at one time, limited to the more expensive anabolic steroids like Growth Hormone, Primobolan and Anavar. Cut to today, there is a distinct possibility that almost any time you buy steroids, it can be a rip off. You order Var and you get Dianabol. You order test and you get some Dbol instead. Unless you run laboratory tests or have tested batches of the gear that you’ve ordered, do not ever discount the possibility that you may not be using what you expected to.
#3 – Check references when you buy steroids off messaging boards
Messaging boards are a great place to buy steroids because people who are peddling fake stuff get called out for it, or get banned or both.
But it’s certainly not as easy as it was a few years ago.
Most messaging boards these days are crammed with fake accounts posting fake reviews.
If you are reading 10 good reviews about a vendor who’s offering steroids for sale, then look at the account history. If the review posts are their only ones, chances are that it’s a shill.
It will take some time, but if you can analyze 10-15 such accounts, you can easily find yourself a legit vendor.
The next step is dealing with the vendor.
#4 – Dealing with vendors who offer steroids for sale
When you are dealing with a new vendor who’s offering a bunch of steroids for sale, then it’s always better to err on the side of caution.
Order a small batch of gear before you place a large order for a 4-month cycle.
Test the batch if possible. There are many labs that offer chemical testing. They are not very expensive, but they will save you a whole lot of unwanted hassles down the road.
If everything’s hunk dory, then you can order a larger batch of gear from the same vendor.
Again run the tests for the new batch. Many vendors run a common scam where they offer legit steroids for sale in the first batch and swap it with a fake one in the next.
It might seem cumbersome. But unfortunately, that’s how the market is.
What steroids for sale can you find online?
Well, name it and you can find it.
Here are the most commonly available injectable steroids for sale.
Testosterone: You can find all the esters of test, both long and short as well as blends like Sustanon 250. The easiest ones to find are Prop and Ace. But enanthate is mostly available too. It may be a little difficult to find the larger esters. But if you have a quality vendor, they can always brew it for you.
Trenbolone: Tren Ace is the most commonly sold anabolic steroid in the world after testosterone. It has replaced Mast and Winny as the muscle hardening steroid of choice for many an athlete. Most Tren Ace injectable steroids are brewed from Finaplex pellets though. There are only a handful of vendors who brew Tren from raws.
Deca and NPP: You can always find pharma grade Deca and NPP at most vendors who offer steroids for sale.
GH: Pharma grade GH is ridiculously expensive. Even the Chinese brands like Jintropin now cost an arm and a leg. Home brews are cheaper, but the quality can be circumspect. If you are looking to cheaply increase your GH levels, look for MK677 or Ibutamoren.
Here are some of the common oral steroids for sale.
Dianabol: Pharma grade Dianabol is always available with every vendor who offers steroids for sale. If a vendor doesn’t have Dianabol, then chances are that they are bunk. It’s that easy to source.
Anadrol: Dbol’s cousin, Adrol is also available readily.
Anavar: One of the most faked steroids in the world, only a handful of vendors will have legit var on offer.
It is often expensive steroids like Primobolan that are most likely to be faked. So anytime a vendor
offers Primo, you’d want to be diligent about it.