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  1. bigpapavansmack

    tornel products...

    Equi-gan... Good Stuff. Tornel Test... OK Stuff. IMHO.
  2. bigpapavansmack

    High doses of EQ

    Pahtnah... Not like it's any of my business, but I've been debating heading the same way with a low test cycle... Had any problems with Mr. Winkie? High EQ, low test... does it equal floppy wang? Gracias.
  3. bigpapavansmack

    BEST SONG TO LISTEN TO WHILE LIFTING

    From back in the day... Suicidal Tendencies - "How Will I Laugh Tomorrow?" when I can't even smile today... It'll piss you off, or you'll open a vein. Either way you move your ass off my equipment!
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    I am not feeling good today infact....

    When I feel like that, pahtnah... I just go beat the snot out of a small man. Head down to the local fern bar... Roll up to the guy with his Polo collar turned up... Tell him you just violated his girlfriend 15 different ways... Either he'll punk (which is too funny for words and generally...
  5. bigpapavansmack

    Test or EQ

    Agree with test. Fina dick...
  6. bigpapavansmack

    Do you think this chick is hot?

    Pound 'dat ass. Just do it from behind... Somebody whupped her with the ugly stick, bro. Pound 'dat ass, though. Rat-a-tat-tat.
  7. bigpapavansmack

    Do You Need A Group Hug!

    I don't need a hug. I need a hummer.
  8. bigpapavansmack

    Anyone ever want to beat the shit out of someone just by the way they look

    I hate everyone when I'm in the gym. HATE!!!! Stay off my dumbbells. Move your ass! And while I agree that the guy deserves a little slack this time around... I firmly believe that basic gym etiquette classes should be required before anyone attends!
  9. bigpapavansmack

    Great Ass

    You wanna find chicks like these? Come on over to Big Papa's house. I've got Cobra's girlfriend and her buddy here. One's workin' the ball sack and the other's on my asspipe. LOL...;)
  10. bigpapavansmack

    My favourite babe

    Uno mas...
  11. bigpapavansmack

    My favourite babe

    Schwing... Good American girl next door. Like apple pie and shit.
  12. bigpapavansmack

    my X

    Lessons learned the hard way are ones that you don't forget!:rolleyes:
  13. bigpapavansmack

    My favourite babe

    If there's grass on the field.... Play Ball!
  14. bigpapavansmack

    What's everyones favourite hunger killer?

    Snatch. Eat some snatch...
  15. bigpapavansmack

    my X

    Be glad she just called up. Psycho bitches are NO fun... I had an old girlfriend (who had a damn key to my place, call me a f'in idiot) come by at 2 AM loaded while I'm with another chick and try to open the door. Chain was on and she was banging on the door, screaming that I was an asshole...
  16. bigpapavansmack

    What do you drive

    I drive a bucket! Wife drives a Volvo cross country... Welcome to the suburbs.
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