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[Presser]

Shit I know a guy who said he wrapped up his dick with "Saran Wrap" in place of a condom which he said he didnt have at the time and she wanted him to use protection, lmao TRUE STORY!

The point im trying to make is, I am sure Crysco isnt that far fetched in our world of crazy sick fuckers,lol

 

[big in vegas]

My buddy used a fucking balloon once, well that's at least what he told me, not sure if he was being funny or serious. With this idiot though, it wouldn't surprise me

 

[Presser]

My buddy used a fucking balloon once, well that's at least what he told me, not sure if he was being funny or serious. With this idiot though, it wouldn't surprise me

how do u fit a balloon over ur cock?

 

[Ox 51]

I'd have to use one of those really long ones like they use to make balloon animals.

 

[Presser]

I'd have to use one of those really long ones like they use to make balloon animals.

dude if ur dick fits into a balloon then u have some serious issues,lol

 

[Ox 51]

Wouldn't they stretch out like condoms do? I guess we'll have to refer to the expert, big n wv.

 

[Presser]

lol

 

[dorian123]

what about a blow up doll? I had one shaped like a pig once

that thing had a DEEP DEEP HOLE:gold:

 

[Presser]

what about a blow up doll? I had one shaped like a pig once

that thing had a DEEP DEEP HOLE:gold:

lol, what the fuck is wrong with you bro

 

[Ox 51]

Testosterone is a hell of a drug!

 

[Lightsout]

I remember one of the sex classes I took and they talked about condoms and the different lubricants you shouldn't use with them and they actually said you shouldn't use Crysco.

When it comes to condoms.. I get my moneys worth.. I use them once and then shake the fuck out of them and trun them inside out and use them again at a later time.. the only bad thing about this operation is that you need nohow many kids you mite have out there.. lol

 

[big in vegas]

First off, I didn't say I used a balloon, I said my buddy did so I have no fucking clue how that'd fit. I'd think it'd cut the circulation off like a motherfucker. Second of all, I just saved money on my child support by switching to condoms...

 

[recon]

Shit I know a guy who said he wrapped up his dick with "Saran Wrap" in place of a condom which he said he didnt have at the time and she wanted him to use protection, lmao TRUE STORY!

The point im trying to make is, I am sure Crysco isnt that far fetched in our world of crazy sick fuckers,lol

True story....buddy of mine, notorious ladies man, took a stripper back to her place and wrapped his shit up in a rubber, then asked the stripper for saran wrap....she says "what the hell you need saran wrap for?' he told her "if i don't want my cock touching it, i damn sure don't want my balls slapping up against it"!

Guy gets more trim than the beauty college!