Cheesy pick up lines...

[LA]

One that actually works- in a bar setting.

Go up to a girl and say- "Hey, let's get out of here. It's crowded, loud and besides my Lamborghini is double parked outside."

 

[LA_Hardbody]

I wonder if anyone using these lines has ever been successful!

 

[chelle]

"OH my god Miss , are you okay , did that hurt ?
(her reply) Did what hurt ?
When you fell from heaven .... !"

I gotta admit, that one is pretty cute.
But, um, it would have never worked on me though, don't get me wrong

 

[BiggerStronger]

One that actually works- in a bar setting.

Go up to a girl and say- "Hey, let's get out of here. It's crowded, loud and besides my Lamborghini is double parked outside."

Now that's what I call a pickup line....Too bad when I used it this afternoon on my daily drinking binge the girl slapped me when we got outside. She called me a lying bastard. Maybe I said it wrong.

 

[teekahty]

"OH my god Miss , are you okay , did that hurt ?
(her reply) Did what hurt ?
When you fell from heaven .... !"

I gotta admit, that one is pretty cute.
But, um, it would have never worked on me though, don't get me wrong

Is that a challenge . My librarian ???

 

[radical_P]

"OH my god Miss , are you okay , did that hurt ?
(her reply) Did what hurt ?
When you fell from heaven .... !"

I gotta admit, that one is pretty cute.
But, um, it would have never worked on me though, don't get me wrong

Chelle it worked on you when I used it.

 

[radical_P]

Very naughty angel