does this mean im gay ?

Choke03 said:
*curtsies & exits stage left*

Encore !!!! lights lighter



*peeks out from behind the curtain & sees choke's lighter*

mkay.. this will hafta be a lil more energentic.
He is a jersey boy after all ;)

*struts out wearing white cotton lowriders & a sheer halter top*
{Shakira's 'Whenever, wherever'}


Lucky you were born that far away so
We could both make fun of distance
Lucky that I love a foreign land for
The lucky fact of your existence
Baby I would climb the Andes soley
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways to love somebody

Le do le le le lee,le do le le le lee
Can't you see...I'm at your feet

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together *shimmies my hips quickly*
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, Hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
and that's the deal my dear
*spins, places my hands gracefully over my head & clinks my tiny finger cymbols together*

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
*slides the palms of my hands over my titties*
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
*gazes directly into your eyes*
And these two eyes are for no other
The day you leave will cry a river
*jumps from the stage*

*stripper*catslinks across the floor on my hands & knees*
Le do le le le lee, le do le le le lee
At your feet...I'm at your feet

Whenever, Wherever
We're meant to be together
*straddles your legs, throws my head back & gyrates my hips*
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, Hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
And that's the deal my dear


Le do le le le lee, le do le le le lee

think out loud, say it again

Le do le le le le le lee
*goes from straddling your legs to sitting on your lap, still facing you*
Tell me one more time
That your there
Lost in my eyes.
*quietly sings, lips inches from yours*
Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, Hereunder
*stands up, circles you.. running my fingers through your hair*
You've got me head over heels
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together...
*struts back up on stage, looking over my shoulder atcha*
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, Hereunder
You've got me head over heels
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel

*blows you an air kiss & waves goodbye*
 
You're not gay until you get fucked Justin Timberlake. You can blow him and you'll just be considered bi.

Where do you think you'll go from here?
 
No, no, I don't play for the other team. I don't sing Timberlake songs, hell I don't even know one of his songs.
 
yeah I know I'm just messing around. But I got to thinking about it, even if I heard a Timberlake song I wouldn't even know it.
 
tru, but all the girls would start singing. dont worry if it sounds like someone singing through there nose thats him
 
HE CAN BE AS GAY AS HE WANTS. ANYONE WHO HAS HOOKED UP WITH BRITNEY,JANET JACKSON AND ALYSSA MILANO HAS MY RESPECT
 
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