Excuses for the inject limp?

[jaywooly]

What excuses have you used for limping around for days or just a day or two from pain from a painful shot in the quad or glute? Or the worst one yet, when it's a painful glute shot and you have trouble sitting!

I've said:

-sore from leg workout yesterday
-hurt myself getting rough playing tag football
-since I play football, just a "rough practice"
-one time when it was real bad and I knew it was going to last I said I dislocated my kneecap in a workout


Lusckily since we're people who are active, we cave plenty that we can go with.

Any one have any real creative one's?

 

[Get_Swole]

not really man i just say my knee hurts from squatting or somethin pinned 2 cc's of prop and a c of eq in my glute one day, and that night when it started getting sore my dad popped me in the ass hard as shit just dickin around and i thought i was gonna come unglued lol.

 

[mikeswift]

apparently I trip over my cat a lot in the middle of the night...

I don't have a cat.

 

[Get_Swole]

lmao

 

[38532nd]

I usually go with "If I stuck you in the leg with a needle do you think it would hurt?" Everyone I know except for my mother and boss know I am on. To me I don't hide anything in life it will just get you in trouble when you lie.

 

[Get_Swole]

tell the wrong person and you will get in a little more then if you were to lie.

 

[mikeswift]

I usually go with "If I stuck you in the leg with a needle do you think it would hurt?" Everyone I know except for my mother and boss know I am on. To me I don't hide anything in life it will just get you in trouble when you lie.

you're putting yourself at serious risk, you should rethink that

 

[Bignick]

i have once said i tripped and landed on a dumbell....i was put on the spot and really didn't know what to say....yeah they bought it....but wasn't the best excuse

 

[38532nd]

I hear you guys but I don't really talk to a million people the only people I talk to are about 10 to 12 people in my click since school days other than that I don't leave the house besides for trainging and work. I like to feel like I am in prison until I feel I am ready to get out and challenge the world. Hopefully @ around 265 to 285 solid until then I am in hiding.

 

[Bignick]

thats some deep shit.....

 

[Get_Swole]

i thought about that but i figured i would be hiding for 15+ years and on test i gotta get out and get some pussy.

 

[38532nd]

i hear ya on that one but I am married so I got it at home

 

[supermannpc]

i gotta bad gumper.....

 

[dreww]

just tell em' you pulled your hamstring while nailing their mom last night!

 

[MUCH BIGGER]

Wild sex the night before works as an excuse. But I dont reccommend telling that to your wife or boy/girlfriend.

 

[vertigorocks]

Yesterday afternoon my girlfriend asked me why i had a bruise on my ass when we were in the shower LOL

I just told her that someone ran up to me and beat me on the ass with a paddle when i walked in my house when i got to school! That worked for me, buuuuuuuuuut i cant think of my places where youre gonna get your ass beat with a paddle

 

[saudades]

LMAO! You guys crack me up. I count myself lucky that I don't have to explain it, but I'd probably use the same excuse as BigNick if I did. I could get away with it too because all the equipment at my gym is so close together, you have to weave in and out of machines to get through. It's all too easy to bump into a machine really hard after a killer set of squats.

 

[38532nd]

Suck it up are you men or mice???? Why use an excuse I am proud of what I do. With the use of AAS this sport would never be hear. Screw genetics arnold created it with juice.

 

[mikeswift]

Yesterday afternoon my girlfriend asked me why i had a bruise on my ass when we were in the shower LOL

I just told her that someone ran up to me and beat me on the ass with a paddle when i walked in my house when i got to school! That worked for me, buuuuuuuuuut i cant think of my places where youre gonna get your ass beat with a paddle

starting to sounds a little Brokeback to me Vert

 

[dreww]

starting to sounds a little Brokeback to me Vert

lol...his "girlfriend"? surrrrrreee! :saywhat: