Friday Funnies! Lets start the weekend off right with a little Humor!

[Presser]

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got the person. The bartender replied that if you go into the closet there is a genie that will grant one wish. The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said their was a genie. The man wished for 1,000,000 million bucks, but instead, got 1,000,000 ducks. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed "I asked your fucking genie for 1,000,000 bucks but i got 1,000,000 ducks. "No duh", replied the bartender, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch PIANIST

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A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the attention ?" the friend asked. "You look fine to me."

"I know !" grinned the patient. "But the Nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven
stitches."

 

[Presser]

Dumb BLOND S-H-I-T JOKE.....

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying "T-G-I-F". He smiled at her and replied "S-H-I-T". She looked at him, puzzled, and said "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering "S-H-I-T. The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T". The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F", T-hank G-oodness I-ts F-riday; get it?" The man answered, "S-orry H-oney, I-t's T-hursday".

 

[Rep]

Whats a computer and a blonde have in common???

Answer: You dont appreciate either until they go down on you

 

[little guy]

I not sure if I should share this but I thought it was funny.


Presser and I were bullshitting the other day and we were telling stories of our first time have sex. Anyway I was saying how I was nervous and what not, he told me he was not scared one bit and how he tore it up, did all different positions, on the floor, in the bed. I said wow I can't believe you were not nervous he said why should he have been, he was all by himself......

 

[petrobond5150]

Whats the difference between a French woman and a basketball team?


At least the basketball team takes a shower after 4 periods.