funniest pick up lines you have heard

[Crazymank]

I have one but its kinda stupid.

We have these t-shirts that say "Fuck Work" on them at the bar I work at.

Women keep asking me for mine, (your suppost to win them)... but if they are very insistent I say- "ok, you can pick it off the floor when you leave in the morning."

Im kinda proud of myself for that one...