Gotta a date any advice??

[Flexmaster]

Dont buy her anything........establish your dominance in the bedroom and she will be paying your bills in a week or two. Tap it til you cramp up and fall off the bed in a little knotted ball.

Once she's able to walk let her leave by herself if its your place.......if she's old enough she'll understand that when your done your done.

P.S. dont use a condom. Let her enjoy the love juice........have her swish it around her mouth like fine wine.

P.S.S. If she gives good head say " good job" after she's done.

you make me sick.LOL :nope: :uhoh:

 

[TheElmo]

if you are on a cycle. JERK OFF B4 you pick her up... or someone may get hurt

 

[DoubleWide22]

ok this has been a funny ass thread. i like the advice.

lets start with fitchick i appreciate the advice. ive got a few tricks up my sleeve. i got some flowers and on the card i put " happy bday Little(thats what i call her) have a great weekend , your gorgeous , knock em dead ( cuz shes got a big event this weekend and she wants to impress the people who havent seen her without her weight)

then i got a hole bunch of zero cal drinks for the movie she can pick from , she loves diet coke so thats in the cooler to.

now flexmaster your right. me and her have talked alot at work about chivalry andall that and im for the most part like taht.so im gonna keep it up. i wouldn tmind something more cuz shes an amzing chick. i could learn alotbut im not sure what will happen.

ive been on cycle for two years so i might jerk off a few times before i go lol.

thanx again for the advice everyone. cyphon im worried about you bro lol

 

[saudades]

LMAO! You guys crack me up!

 

[Chaps]

Ya don't go out with a loaded gun, lol.

 

[BiggerStronger]

lol. I don't have any chivilry left in my any more to plan a date. Women these days have pretty much killed the "romance". lol.

But...if you like her and that's your thing she'll probably appreciate and love it OR she'll think that you're way too into her for thinking about all these different things meaning that a. you're obsessed or b. you're gay...

LMAO j/k with ya bro

 

[Missfit]

Dont buy her anything........establish your dominance in the bedroom and she will be paying your bills in a week or two.

Advice from someone who still lives in a trailer.... :finger:

 

[saturn1]

Advice from someone who still lives in a trailer.... :finger:

Hey my trailor is paid for thanks to that peice of advice..........Dont hate you wannna-be-cowgirl.

 

[DoubleWide22]

biggerstronger your right with that one. some like the chivalry and eat it up and others think there is something wrong with you.

well overall the date went awesome. picked her up saw her apartment , gave her the flowers opened up doors etc... got some points on some other things and we went to movie where we talked alot and just laughed at eachother and then went out for drinks where we really talked. she told me alot of personal things and well i told her whatever . but damn there;s somethign about her . shes just really something else. she is 32 well turning 33 now and she blows me away so i dont know what to do. it;ll probably turn into a crush for me and i;ll just be some young guy to her always . not sure. so hard to read older girls. but overall it went really really well. we had alot of fun.

didnt get laid tho. so sorry to dissapoint. didnt even kiss her. just did the suttle flirting and all that. she did say some things that really made me wonder if she was into me but im not with it enough to know. i only get like 70grams of carbs a day. two drinks and i was numb lol.

but there will definatly be another date and then we;ll see what happens. i think it will have to be a " im kinda beat so lets just watch movies at your house date" hehe

 

[saturn1]

but there will definatly be another date and then we;ll see what happens. i think it will have to be a " im kinda beat so lets just watch movies at your house date" hehe

spoken like a true playa.

 

[Cannons]

Dont buy her anything........establish your dominance in the bedroom and she will be paying your bills in a week or two. Tap it til you cramp up and fall off the bed in a little knotted ball.

Once she's able to walk let her leave by herself if its your place.......if she's old enough she'll understand that when your done your done.

P.S. dont use a condom. Let her enjoy the love juice........have her swish it around her mouth like fine wine.

P.S.S. If she gives good head say " good job" after she's done.

I just spit out my drink that was so funny!! :satan: :satan:

 

[saudades]

LOL! Well, how did it go if you don't mind us asking?

 

[DoubleWide22]

Second date boys!!!!

well tomorrow im going over to her house and were gonna watch a movie. its funny cuz she;s playing all hesitant and kinda hard to get because of the age and work thing but you can tell she wants somethign here. its funny

the last thing i asked her on her date was what kinda underwear she was wearing. its a long story but we were readin gin a magazine about how girls should wear there old underwear on tehre first date so they dont sleep with the guiy. well today she says the answer was "NONE" and im like damn what a tease.

i told her not to worry about the issues that could evolve so i;ll put her mind at eas. i;ll let you know how it goes fellas. wine scary movie its on.

 

[gypsymoth]

Date ....I wish i would have dated people i worked with i would have gotten promoted. I guess i think to much like agirl and thought that wasnt good i look at things different now. should of ?would of? could of? lol

 

[AZ1]

damn dude if u get shafted this time...well...thats not gonna happen right.

 

[Chaps]

Time for her injection, BEEF injection that is, lol.

 

[optimalbalance]

I think if you don't get any on a second date after having a panty disscusion that you should be banned from this site, lol. I'm 31 and have been out with gals over 50 before. She's smart enough to know that if she didn't want it there wouldn't be a second date. Should of took care of her on the first date, but hey, everyones entitled to act like a gentleman every once and a while. Good luck playa, and ALWAYS remember that girls and guys aren't any different when it comes to getting some action. They just go about it different ways.

 

[bench455]

let us know how the second date went because I am sure that we are all anxious to know how older chicks work. If she wants to watch movies at her house that that means she wants some daddy dick! Look for the signs and just go with the flow. Just treat her nice and show her your personality is all I can say. Good Luck buddy!

 

[Flexmaster]

bump for DW, how was the date brotha'?

 

[saturn1]

I think if you don't get any on a second date after having a panty disscusion that you should be banned from this site, lol.

LMAO!

Dont be nice DW.......Toss her down on the coach snatch her braw off and suckle like a starving calf.