How do you want to die?

[MUCH BIGGER]

Hey, enchantra, do you know why men die sooner than women? Because after a while we will do anything to get away from ya'll....lol

 

[Dezir]

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I think the reason women live longer, is because after men retire.....they get very lazy (the old , if you don't use it your going to lose it saying), and don't do anything. But women never get to retire, even if they do from work, everyone still has to eat, the house and laundry still have to be taken care of, and we still have to do the damn grocery shopping.   Now that I think about it....I DON'T want to live to be 80, that is just too many years of picking up.     I think I am going to die in a car accident.....I have thought that since I was a young teenager.  I hope it is quick, and a long ways away from now.....I still have a lot of work to do on my body....lol  Beside that, if I died any time soon, Nap would shrivel up to nothing......I wouldn't be here to cook for him.  Besides that, I am positive that he would miss me <!--emo&--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=''><!--endemo-->



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[hairynutz]

Shoot by some rich husband becuase i am in bed with his young, purky breast 24 year old wife.

 

[sgrinavi]

<!--QuoteBegin--Big Guns+April 23 2002,12:44--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Big Guns @ April 23 2002,12:44)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->I want to die like my Grandfather in my sleep.

Not like the screaming passengers in his car![/quote]
That's some funny shit bro!

 

[cybersteffan]

I would like to die heroicly... doing something they give me a medal for (to put in my grave).

 

[CJWolford]

plane crash into the ocean or into a mountain with just enough time to call my loved one (if i have one) and tell them i'll miss them...

 

[Chemical Evolution]

I'll live forever!

 

[bjtheman]

I'll live forever!

Same here!

 

[superman1975]

after the olson twins are done polishing my knob

 

[footballcat]

just shoot me in the back of the head, thats it

 

[Chemical Evolution]

after the olson twins are done polishing my knob

Or the Playboy triplets?

 

[basskiller]

Shotgun to the back of the head with a pumpkinball

 

[johnnyboy845]

definately in a hail of bullets.. but I want to get some of them before they get me.. and it would be nice to be so pumped full of AS that it takes about 10 direct hits to kill me.