Monday morning question

[Presser]

Presser, you've got me laughing now at you laughing at them!

tell me that shit wasnt funny, mmx came out with "GUYs IM SERIOUS" and i lost it,lol

 

[mikeswift]

tell me that shit wasnt funny, mmx came out with "GUYs IM SERIOUS" and i lost it,lol

come on now! You're killing me... I'm laughing in my office so hard and people are wondering what the fuck I'm doing!!!!


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[*N.V.S*]

Doesn't a douche do the same thing?


nvs

 

[Presser]

Doesn't a douche do the same thing?


nvs

i dont know i never thought to ask Mikeswift, great idea,lmao

 

[NAIR]

No, I don't believe so. Douching can be harful from what I understand because it kills essential bacterieas neccesary for healthy fucntion. This procedure removes toxic waste with water, no chemicals

 

[Presser]

Doesn't a douche do the same thing?


nvs

seriously though i thought douch was liquid women squirt up there to smell better, not being funny either, and i thought the colonic was a vacuum that sucked ya clean

 

[mikeswift]

ROFLMAO!!! I love it...

 

[*N.V.S*]

i dont know i never thought to ask Mikeswift, great idea,lmao

Its cheaper and you can do it yourself and not have to worry about anyone else sticking an "alien object" up there.


nvs

 

[mikeswift]

Its cheaper and you can do it yourself and not have to worry about anyone else sticking an "alien object" up there.


nvs

wait, so doing it yourself is a good thing? I'd rather someone else do it for me!

:satan:

 

[NAIR]

c'mon people seriously read this link as it will answer your questions:

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http://www.healthymuse.com/colonhydro_page.php

 

[Presser]

You know what I think Im gonna start douching now,lol

 

[Presser]

i dont know if its just me or not but anytime anything comes close to my ass I get an instant erection, anyone else,lmao

 

[mikeswift]

mmmmmmm colonic irrigation I'm going to call my friend Joe and tell him to bring his rubber gloves and a bottle of wine.

I'm not gay but my boyfriend is.

 

[mikeswift]

i dont know if its just me or not but anytime anything comes close to my ass I get an instant erection, anyone else,lmao

No I'm the same way anythime anything comes near your ass I get an erection too!

 

[NAIR]

I heard about that Joe guy...he likes to dress in speedos and high heels and have rubber fist parties like Borat

 

[Presser]

No I'm the same way anythime anything comes near your ass I get an erection too!

he's what ya call a peeper

 

[*N.V.S*]

Someone should design a portable douche isntead of a disposable one. You can adjust the size and speed on it and it can come with a lifetime warrenty.
Save money too.

nvs

 

[Presser]

I heard about that Joe guy...he likes to dress in speedos and high heels and have rubber fist parties like Borat

dude im not even going to lie, that borat movie made me feel uncomfortable for those people at the hotel dining room, he is a sick dude and ill bet he was arrested for atleast 3 of those scenes, sick dude he is

 

[NAIR]

I actually thought that movie pretty much sucked too

 

[mikeswift]

I haven't seen it yet but I hear it's fantastic...

man these posts go off on tangents Quickly!

Where is Gbart to defend his quote!?!!?!?