Need help with my pecker

[Elmoduplaya]

Ok, everytime I am at the Gym and I see a girl. My winner gets harder than Chinesse Algebra. Worst thing is I wear sweat pants so I have to remain seated until it goes away. It can mess with my work out. I've tried imagining playing naked twister with the Golden Girls. It does not work. I am even thinking of tying my shlong on my thi with a sock.

 

[juggalo]

LMAO.you need to punch the one eyed clown more and show him who's boss.

 

[Elmoduplaya]

lol! tried it bro.. but no use. I mean, when I am home alone and I am about to jerk off. I grab my manhood. I look at it and I tell it, "YOU CAN SCREAM IF YOU WANT TO". I would think that would put it to rest for a while. But I guess my little soldier needs more thumpin b4 it quits pumpin. Any one else

 

[elemental]

this is too funny. lmao. take some prozac. i here that kills your sex drive

 

[elemental]

or lotsa fina which would benefit more

 

[LA]

Ok, I'm on dnp & fina. Which means I'm hot, sweaty and pissed.

Can someone tell me why this post is in the anabolic discussion forum?

 

[scorpio]

Because I was working on it and you type faster than I.

 

[Choke03]

DNP and Fina. Your one angry mofo about now.

 

[poopoo]

lmao, this is funny

 

[gander]

I say just get up and walk around like nothin's happnin'. Maybe knock some weights off the weight holder with it or hang a 2 1/2 on it and pretend your workin' it out.

 

[gander]

Fuck em'..................... if any one says anything, explain to them that it's a muscle too!!!

 

[Choke03]

Bro, just ask the hotties if they want to work some full contact cardio, maybe you rejected no biggie, move to the next one.

 

[Elmosback]

LOL!!! HOLLY SHIT, YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME!!

 

[Sachet]

I think it's his sweat pants

 

[footballcat]

u need to have relations with ur gf more often

 

[juggalo]

get a belt and strap it to your waist....just don't do any crunches or leg raises.

 

[sugaa]

Strap it to his waist???lol