new game

[Choke03]

"Your Georges new friend huh ??, do you wanna" .....................

 

[Badgermoon]

"dance naked with me?"

 

[Choke03]

So first thing I do is kick both legs to make sure they are hers and ..............................

 

[Harvey Balboner]

and drank a whoel bottlee of Jack dAniels like my role model HArvey Fuckin Balboner!!!

 

[PO644]

and think to myself damn i gotta shit

 

[Choke03]

so as I get to the bathroom door I feel a huge push from behind , I hit the pist up floor and hear the door slam closed, I turn to see what was happening and .........................................................

 

[Badgermoon]

there stands my grandmother. "OK sonny, heres the deal..."

 

[Choke03]

"You need to leave town, the shame you brought on this family is unimagineable", so I kissed her goodbye, went back to my Dorm packed a few things and headed...........................

 

[footballcat]

RIGHT DOWN TO THE NEXT GIRLS ROOM FOR A QUICKIE..........

 

[Choke03]

as I entered she say'd "Aren't you George from the Video" so I ..................

 

[footballcat]

yes, did you know my penis is 8 inches----------8 inches around imagine the posabilitys...................

 

[Badgermoon]

"Hmm, it wouldn't bother you that I have a wooden leg would it?'

 

[WeirdAl]

Aaaaagh... I was too drunk to notice that...

 

[footballcat]

you have a slanted...............

 

[bigshug]

....perception of my sexual orientation...it's not that I'm gay, I'm just.........

 

[Chemical Evolution]

nearsighted! so you got any,.................

 

[footballcat]

panty hose, i like to dress like Marv Albert...........

 

[Badgermoon]

Well, you can have my pantyhose... the ones I'm wearing! They're a little moist right now, if you don't mind. I was just fantasizing about badgermoon. ( :laugh: )

 

[Choke03]

"Isn't that the dude who wears his socks real high ??" she asked, George answered "Yes, he is my kind of guy, ya know"
just then out of nowhere...................

 

[sugaa]

...my girlfriend comes stomping up the hallway waving a wooden leg over her head screaming.....