Pickup lines that failed miserably!

[Auriflex]

Let's have em!  And say also what the consequence was!  Don't be shy!

I would give some, but I have never failed.

 

[tiny]

dunno.. but here's a bump.. i need a laugh..

 

[dedprez*]

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[Auriflex]

Ok, here's one I'm sure wouldn't work!

Hey there 'Love Machine' - need some oiling?

Be ready to duck and run.

 

[Gear101*]

hey baby the first drinks on me maybe later i can get on you...  after saying this to some nice young lady i stronly recommend that you take a big step back because you might get slapped.. but if not your in like my man FLIN... <!--emo&{}--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{}'><!--endemo-->

 

[Gear101*]

or even better.. hay baby I'm your knight in white shining armor.. get on your knee and take my sword.. that one will get you hit every time... och that hurt  

 

[tiny]

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[Gear101*]

one more.. hey you know you look really good in that dress you're waring,  but i bet you look good in nothing.. know that one takes some thought so you can kill three bird with one stone 1) you can find out how fast she can think on her feet. 2) slide to comp in on her nice body 3) see if she will let you see her with nothing on.. <!--emo&{)--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{)'><!--endemo-->  and for you slower guys number 3 is the most important.. OK

 

[Gear101*]

one more and that's it i'm done with this thread.. there are only two things that sux in live warm beer and cold women.. and honey you look hot..

true story though if all the beer was ice cold and all the women were hot live would be alot better <!--emo&{}--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{}'><!--endemo-->

 

[tiny]

you haven't gotten any in a while huh..  <!--emo&{}--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{}'><!--endemo-->

tiny

 

[Gear101*]

Ok last one and i mean it this time.. this is an old one.. hey baby how about going back to my place and playing the home version of the Love Connection..

 

[Gear101*]

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tiny[/quote]
i'm married now so ahe has to put up with all my corny shit.. i fell sorry for her.. but it keeps her laughing.. like this one

hey baby let's hit it.. she falls for that one all the time..

 

[gearedup]

 

[tiny]

BWAAHAHAHahaha...

tiny

 

[Dezir]

Geared......lmao!!!!

 

[Enchantra]

lmao y'all r 2 much

 

[rico*]

Well heres a few bad ones.
That dress looks good on you ,Lets see what it looks like crumpled up in a ball on my floor?

you have nice lips,I wonder how they would look wraped around my c*<!--emo&**--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='**'><!--endemo-->?

Ok that should get you slapped.Or in spanish

"toca la chocha?" <!--emo&{}--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='{}'><!--endemo--> I love that one.

 

[tubby]

Here's my favorite....

Hey baby...wanna FUCK!

NOW....9 out of ten times this gets you smacked but 1 time out of those ten you get her!!!!!  I'll take them odds....plus not bullshitting about how pretty they are BLAH BLAH.....just BANG BANG BANG!!!!!

tubbs

 

[Fitnessgirl19]

Here's a few:

Hey, I have to get up at 8:30 tomorrow, can you set your alarm?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Nice shoes, wanna fu(k??

Were your parents bakers?  Cuz you got some nice buns!

 

[rico*]

<!--QuoteBegin--Fitnessgirl19+Mar. 15 2002,12:13--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Fitnessgirl19 @ Mar. 15 2002,12:13)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Here's a few:

Hey, I have to get up at 8:30 tomorrow, can you set your alarm?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Nice shoes, wanna fu(k??

Were your parents bakers?  Cuz you got some nice buns![/quote]
<!--emo&+=--><img src="http://musclechemistry.mantisforums.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sarcasm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='+='><!--endemo-->  I thought they looked like good pickup lines. hmmm