Oh my God, i cant believe i almost forgot to share this fucking gem of a stroy! SO the entire ride to the Doctors office to get ct scan results, my stomach was in knots! worried i had cancer or some rare nasal bug that eats at you until you die, ya know the normal worries , so anyhow i get to the dr office, and i have to take a shit, and im talking the biblical type, so im in there for a solid 25 minutes, im sure the stench is seeping out from under the 3 fucking inch gap under the bathroom door, and i finally finish, and the entire bowl is covered in shit from it swirling around and around scraping the sides, as im flushing, some lady knocks on the door, so now i know someone is coming in right behind me, and the entire bowl is covered in shit scrapings, so what do i do you ask right?
well i do what any sane person would do, i grab a bunch of toilet papaer and wrap it around my hand as thick as possible, i flush the toilet again, and just as the water is emptying out , i stick my hand down there and try scrubbing the shit off the bowl before the toilet bowl fills back up with water, lmao, and i wasnt fast enough to get it all, so i proceed to flush and fast scrub the bowl two more times, lmao, but i got that fucker clean! lol,
and then i went back and waited in my seat until the nurse called me back, lmao, thats how my day went thus far