stop compalining about your small penis

[sweatmachine]

people, quit complaining about having a small penis. remember its alway greener on the other side of the fence.

There are some drawback to having a big penis. The constant screaming of women moaning, and begging you to stop can be very distracting during sex.Tthe overwhelming curiousity of women to have a big one, and the smiles and smurky grins from women as they check out your package can be very demeaning . Be glad you have a less than average penis,. Be glad you dont have to live life being looked at as a conquest, fantasy or curiosity. Fellas, embrace your small penis and be thankfull.

 

[supersport]

lmao!!

 

[crankin'stein]

Thanks SM!!

I will embrace my small penis from now on!! And be happy when the girls say, is it in yet?? Or can't you go any deeper??

 

[GetnBigr]

lmao

 

[Presser]

ok whats the cut off for small? lol 5,6,7 inches, what are we talking about here? are you small if ur only 5 inches and soda can thick? or are you small if ur 9-10 inches and say pollyo string thick, c'mon i need t know

 

[sweatmachine]

ahhh yes the age old question:

length or girth?

Ladies? have any input? (lol .. sorry)

...and nothing from you jaywooly, you worry me.

 

[1bigmus]

Guess the lady's are the only one's who can tell.

It's personal preference!

So small penis guys it is it fun to just be able to poke it in & Go, not worrying about nails in the back or the screaming?

 

[kidrok's lady]

This is too funny to even respond to!

 

[crankin'stein]

Guess the lady's are the only one's who can tell.

It's personal preference!

So small penis guys it is it fun to just be able to poke it in & Go, not worrying about nails in the back or the screaming?

I like screaming and nails in the back..... but I have to ask for both since I'm not so welll endowed......



You thinks it's funny KR's Lady??? Well it's not... I have to live with this small penis..... lol

 

[kidrok's lady]

You thinks it's funny KR's Lady??? Well it's not... I have to live with this small penis..... lol

I'm sooo sorry for...lol....laughing but umm, I didn't expect to see something like this while I'm being bad & cking in from work. {giggling}

I have to say though, there's something to the expression "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

 

[crankin'stein]

LOL

Yeah, yeah.... I have heard all of the expressions..... but saying them over and over doesn't make my 3 inch penis any bigger.....

 

[Presser]

no shit, damn canucks

 

[sweatmachine]

I guess the next question would be:

In a ocean FULL of motion, would you rather be in a dingy or a yacht?

 

[crankin'stein]

OH OH.... *puts up hand!!!*


DINGY DINGY!!!

 

[sweatmachine]

LOL you Canucks use canoes dont ya?

Thats not what I want out on lake gitchee-gumee

 

[crankin'stein]

Kayaks too.....

And they work fine.... just a little tipsy....

WAIT A MIN MR....... ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT BOATS????

 

[sweatmachine]

maybe you are

 

[sweatmachine]

As far as my perception of what the ladies want..... I equate it to a sandwich.

Have you ever ordered a sandwich from a deli and found it to be so big you couldnt eat it all, or had trouble taking a bite out of it. But it was so much food and so good, the inconvenience was worth it, and you know you always would go back for more if this were the case. When you first say that ig sandwich your eyes got widw and you said under your breath, "OH my god, look at the size of that thing", thing smile sheepishly to yourself. And first chance you got you tell your friend about this sandwich that was so F'ing big and good, with all the excitement of a little kid at christmas time. Sandwiches like that are not an every day find, so they make quite and impression on you! SOOOOOO that being said. I need to eat.

 

[supersport]

this whole thread makes me laugh.....
Forget Def Comedy Jam....we got MC!!!!

 

[jaywooly]

SM, you can embrace my small penis anytime. Just be gental. Thumper doesn't like to play too rough.