WTF is up with my dog?

[TheElmo]

ok so this morning I get out of the shower (naked) and my dog is laying on a small couch I have in my room. I sat on the edge of my bed and started drying my feet and he gets up comes close to me and just stares at me. So I figure he seen my weiner and has envy. lol Anyway so I keep drying my feet and then all of the sudden the fucker rushes me. Puts his wet nose against my nutsack and gives me 3 quicks sniffs. Jumps up on my bed, lays down and starts to fall asleep. Does anyone know the number to that lady who is a pet psychic on the Discovery channel. :saywhat:

 

[kdog]

That is pretty funny man. Do you look like a dog!!! JK

 

[MaskedMoron]

LOL thats some funny shit. Dog having a midlife crisis? got tired of sniffing his own nuts and decided to try someone elses?

 

[dreww]

bro, maybe you have cancer.

aint you seen the thing on the news about dogs being able to detect cancer?

Im just kidding, but now you probably are gonna worry, lol! But, on a plus note, if they cut off your balls you get HRT for life baby!

 

[Get_Swole]

bro, maybe you have cancer.

aint you seen the thing on the news about dogs being able to detect cancer?

Im just kidding, but now you probably are gonna worry, lol! But, on a plus note, if they cut off your balls you get HRT for life baby!

lmao

 

[TheElmo]

lol i don't think my dog is queer just bycurious!

 

[brew]

I don't know what to sya, thats too fuckin funny.

 

[Pumped78]

bro, maybe you have cancer.

aint you seen the thing on the news about dogs being able to detect cancer?

Im just kidding, but now you probably are gonna worry, lol! But, on a plus note, if they cut off your balls you get HRT for life baby!

thats hilarious....lmmmfao

 

[winneevee]

u dont know what to expect from dogs. I recently lost my pit cause he got so big, he jumped through my window and havent seen him since......

 

[powerlifter]

Send that questiong to Cesar Milan. He's a dog psychologist on the national geographic channel with a show called The Dog Whisperer. It's a pretty fricking cool show.

I would suggest not applying peanut butter to your sack right after a good shower.