You might be a protein-aholic if?
1. Your idea of a drive by includes you ripping a protein fart while your gym partner is in the middle of his bench set, and then walking off, to watch him struggle to finish.
2. You clog your toilet at least twice a week.
3. You struggle hold back your gas while you are making love with your lady.
4. You consider beef, chicken, and fish to be different food groups.
5. You get cranky when it's been more than 2 hours since your last fix.
6. You check the label on the back junk food to see how much protein is in it, just to make you feel a little better about eating it.
Well I have kind of hit a wall and can't think of anymore, but bros feel free to ad more to keep the list going.
1. Your idea of a drive by includes you ripping a protein fart while your gym partner is in the middle of his bench set, and then walking off, to watch him struggle to finish.
2. You clog your toilet at least twice a week.
3. You struggle hold back your gas while you are making love with your lady.
4. You consider beef, chicken, and fish to be different food groups.
5. You get cranky when it's been more than 2 hours since your last fix.
6. You check the label on the back junk food to see how much protein is in it, just to make you feel a little better about eating it.
Well I have kind of hit a wall and can't think of anymore, but bros feel free to ad more to keep the list going.
uke: 
