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Pop. If you ask for a soda here, you will end up with baking soda. Not a very tasty liquid.

Either I masturbate 2-3 times a day or I don't do it at all. I mostly do it before I go to bed and before I get in the shower in the mornings. I'm usually too tired to clean it up in the mornings so I figure I could shoot it all in the tub, then let the water wash it away.

Hell yeah size matters! I knew a girl that broke up with her bf because he was only 4.5". If size doesn't matter, then she wouldn't have broken it off with him.

Check the post that is beneath this one with Sachet as the author.

LOL! I tend to say, "fuck it all" quite a bit.

...And I have yet to find anything tighter than my hand.

I'd spit my shit on Brit. :)

I was number 21 when I played basketball in high school.

Funny poem but it's true.

You're wanting an older sports car? I was thinking newer. Unless it was the Shelby 500, I'd go with a 69 Camaro. They're one of the meanest looking cars around, IMO.

On the other hand, if you purchase a 98-02 F-body, they do have the highly potential LS1 motor that can be made into an 11-second car without taking the heads and intake off, but the same goes for the DOHC Cobra.

Mustang! If you're wanting to modify the car, go with a 5.0 motor. The modular 4.6s are good motors but the aftermarket sucks. If you like the newer body style, go with the 94-95 5 liters, if you like the older body style, like me, go with the 89-93 body styles. The 87-89 (same look as the...

PoopyJoe.com Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure. ESCAPEE Definition: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of...

What a puss. Too bad Shamrock didn't kick his ass the last time they met.

R.I.P., bro!

Nope and here are 16 reasons why :): 16. "You discover that it's your better looking half." (rejun139) 15. "Because Jeff doesnt and look how cute his ass is resting atop his shoulders!!" (AndoCommando) 14. "Ingrown Hairs that develop into the size of baseballs, makes for bad times when you go...

BJ, do you know of a good place to get an all inclusive deal? Thanks for the help!

LMAO, Hmmm...I wonder where you got this at?

Me and a few buddies were thinking about heading down to Myrtle Beach this summer and then somone brought up that we should hit up Cancun since we already went to the beach for senior week. How expensive would it be to spend a week there? Could we get away with spending $1,000 a peice? I...

I can't complain about much other than our music sucks! Half the shit you hear is something that would be played at your high school prom.