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13 Things Bodybuilders Don´t Want To Hear

I tore my bicep muscle a couple years ago, I was showing my buddy that's an RN, the HUC (desk secretary) looks over, interupts our conversation and said "it's because you are putting steroids into your arms" I replied with "oh ok, you're just going to shout out in front of everyone that I take illegal substances bc you on a whim think my torn bicep is from using illegal drugs? Hey everyone, the women at the desk does heroin, and just asked if I want some!"
 
Exactly why she is a secretary! Guarantee she can't even hold that job down for more than a few months! She should of been fired on the spot for that shit.


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When people say shit like that, caveman rules should be allowed for approximately 20 seconds. Walk up to her fat ass grab her head, smash it into the desk in front of where she sits, and go back to my conversation. If this was a law, there would be a lot less shit talking haha
 
When people say shit like that, caveman rules should be allowed for approximately 20 seconds. Walk up to her fat ass grab her head, smash it into the desk in front of where she sits, and go back to my conversation. If this was a law, there would be a lot less shit talking haha

lmfao. 2nd that notion!
 
I wonder if their would be a day when all gets legal and are available in super markets , have a separate gear section lool
 
I wonder if their would be a day when all gets legal and are available in super markets , have a separate gear section lool

Pharmaceutical companies are one of the Owning few companies in this Country, aka they run this place aka fuck no that won't happen.
 
Hell my chiropractor asked me if I was juicing I just laughed and said if i were I would hope to be a lot bigger than I am. Just wait till next february when I start my deca for first cycle and about 700 mg of test e a week LOL
 
Hell my chiropractor asked me if I was juicing I just laughed and said if i were I would hope to be a lot bigger than I am. Just wait till next february when I start my deca for first cycle and about 700 mg of test e a week LOL

That's cool you got asked that before you even cycled lol. I get asked all the time if I'm juicing. I say about the same thing. "I think I would be a lot bigger than this if I used steriods." :)

I like the old saying, "If it's not obvious your on steroids, your doing them wrong". :bber:
 
I tore my bicep muscle a couple years ago, I was showing my buddy that's an RN, the HUC (desk secretary) looks over, interupts our conversation and said "it's because you are putting steroids into your arms" I replied with "oh ok, you're just going to shout out in front of everyone that I take illegal substances bc you on a whim think my torn bicep is from using illegal drugs? Hey everyone, the women at the desk does heroin, and just asked if I want some!"

Lmao dude that is fucking hilarious. I wish I would've been there to see that
 
My asshole frnds keep posting on me Facebook weird stuff and making fun of juicers that's really annoying but I just stay quite coz same ass holes asks fir advice on gear after lol
 
The waiter acted like a bitch. You were better than him in every way that he could see. You were bigger, leaner and more fit and you had a perfect family all sitting in front of him and you had the means to eat expensive food and call people like him your server. He was an insecure pretz and he acted like a woman who sees someone more beautiful than she. So he called out the only thing that would make him feel more secure. That way steroids made everything false in front of him and he could stop that horrid feeling of insecurity.
that's exactaly what it is. same reason kids(like myself) would talk shit about the kid in school with the nice car or whatever saying his parents bought it for him. we were just jealous and were looking for a way to put him down to make us feel better.
Most people who talk like this think its easy to make muscle just start juicing and after ur first cycle u will be in competing shape lol only if they could understand what pain u have to go through day in day out dealing with work , diet lucky people who have someone to cook for them lol
bingo. they say, "I'd be like that if....". truth is buddy is you're going to need a lot more "ifs" to get where I'm at pal. ;)
6 10 12... 6 Shows that lazy asses don't understand the amount of time & dedication it takes to compete. W/ or W/O AAS. Number 10 LMAO doesn't apply. Now in comparison to some guys monsterous quads it may LMAO I freakin' hate when ppl say AAS shrink ya dick Ughhh & 12 I feel disrespected & bloodthirsty. grrr LMAO
they don't have a clue. it's like anything. if you want to be outstanding amongst your peers you have to do more work at it than your peers. big thing is with the training is the vast majority of people have literally no idea what it takes since they've never stepped foot in a gym before. unlike other things such as work and making more money. almost all of us have had a job at some point.
Any mention of the phrase "roid rage".
Like Presser stated it's damn near impossible to make me lose my cool. Nothing jars me.


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ugh, I know a few people that will say, "rutro watch out for the roid rage" any time something happens or they do something that might piss me off. it instantly nullifies any validity to me being upset and thus nullifies the responsible parties responsibility for the issue at hand. worst part is I almost never get visibly angry. hell I can't remember the last time I had to raise my voice. It takes a ton to piss me off. in fact I think sometimes being super calm scares people even more. I know it's worked with drunks at the bar on more than one occasion.

One thing I've really grown to love is that normal non bodybuilders spend thousands on clothes trying to look good when they go out. I wear a 2+ year old pair of jeans (the only pair I have that fit) and a $5 Old Navy shirt and I look great.
The amount of respect given to big bodybuilders is amazing at times. Silk and I made an impromptu visit to a nice upscale strip club several weeks ago with some people. Unfortunately the two guys that trailed along with the girls were the "get drunk and want to fight" type. I was pissed and kept telling them to settle down (they didn't want to upset me). The manager then came up to me and said that they were getting way out of control and a bunch of the girls had complained about inappropriate touching.... He didn't want his staff making me angry so he asked me if I could help. I apologized and packed them all up and we left. Next time we came in, he recognized me, free entry, free first round of drinks, and half off our meal!! Just for getting rid of the trash that I brought in! Money doesn't buy that kind of respect


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bingox2. clothes just look better on me now than when I resembled the hanger they were on when I bought them and you can't buy that.

I swear I have 1000x more rage off then on. On my hormones are regular bc they are regulated lol I My own testosterone makes my blood boil, test in a bottle make my B/P sky rocket though...
couldn't agree more. when I came off completely a while back and was doing PCT I was one grumpy SOB.
They all wanna make coments like that because deep down they know they dont have what it takes to be as bad ass as you are.
more bingo! couldn't agree more. just trying to cover up insecurities. problem is anyone with half a brain can see through the BS.
I tore my bicep muscle a couple years ago, I was showing my buddy that's an RN, the HUC (desk secretary) looks over, interupts our conversation and said "it's because you are putting steroids into your arms" I replied with "oh ok, you're just going to shout out in front of everyone that I take illegal substances bc you on a whim think my torn bicep is from using illegal drugs? Hey everyone, the women at the desk does heroin, and just asked if I want some!"
I've got to remember this next time someone says some shit like this to me. thing is Meth is all over some areas down here so maybe I can strike a nerve with someone.
When people say shit like that, caveman rules should be allowed for approximately 20 seconds. Walk up to her fat ass grab her head, smash it into the desk in front of where she sits, and go back to my conversation. If this was a law, there would be a lot less shit talking haha

indeed. what sucks now is it's almost like I'm not allowed to get mad. like if I get pissed people will point and say, "told you so". it's like damn it can't I be mad? then I get mad because I can't get mad. it's a vicious cycle. :laugh:
 
My asshole frnds keep posting on me Facebook weird stuff and making fun of juicers that's really annoying but I just stay quite coz same ass holes asks fir advice on gear after lol
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Hey Masher, feel good knowing that you didnt even charge him for the well deserved body work on his car.
And to Guardinactual, guy puts his hands on you (especially a SLAP), He deserves what he gets. If you didnt
put him in his place he would think he is allowed to do that.
I used to love telling guys bulking up " Hey, lost a few lbs, looks good" then laugh as they couldnt leave the
mirror at the gym checking themselves out. Whenever I get asked if I am "on steriods" I laugh and say "Thanks
for the compliment, just think if I was on". They dont know what to say. I am usually pretty cool but sometimes
people need to be put in place.
 
Hey Masher, feel good knowing that you didnt even charge him for the well deserved body work on his car.
And to Guardinactual, guy puts his hands on you (especially a SLAP), He deserves what he gets. If you didnt
put him in his place he would think he is allowed to do that.
I used to love telling guys bulking up " Hey, lost a few lbs, looks good" then laugh as they couldnt leave the
mirror at the gym checking themselves out. Whenever I get asked if I am "on steriods" I laugh and say "Thanks
for the compliment, just think if I was on". They dont know what to say. I am usually pretty cool but sometimes
people need to be put in place.

Yes. I hate when a stranger asks if your "juicing". Really?! Like what fucking business is it of yours?? I'm a nice guy so I just say, "hell no".
 
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