Cheesy pick up lines...

[SEXYMAMA]

Any one of you ever use any of these.....and dont get any ideas fellas cause they WONT work

* I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
* Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
* Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
* Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
* Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
* Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
* Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
* Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?


Hehehe...just some of the millions you guys come up with!!!

 

[chelle]

Yep! One of those sound oddly familiar

 

[kristylynn]

Nice... men come up with the worst lines

 

[chelle]

My favorite is the tried but true, "You look familiar. Don't I know you?"

 

[jaywooly]

"Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way."

Anytime you can assosiate fast food and ice cream with picking up on women, you're doing something right.

 

[auriflex]

This is my favorite pick up line -

"Hi, I'm Auri, what's your name?"

 

[alpineslide]

Any one of you ever use any of these.....and dont get any ideas fellas cause they WONT work

They don't work ? No wonder I never get any girls.

How about if you give me some lines that might work.

 

[spoofy]

ok ladies ... since guys come up with such horrible lines.. give us some that work


i feel like this guy ---> :arcade: when trying to figure out women

 

[BLEED GREEN]

SEXY you have a request.

 

[chelle]

This is my favorite pick up line -

"Hi, I'm Auri, what's your name?"

PERFECT, Auri! :thumbsup:
That one will work like a charm

 

[chelle]

Re: Re: Cheesy pick up lines...

They don't work ? No wonder I never get any girls.

How about if you give me some lines that might work.

Auriflex has the right idea

 

[chelle]

ok ladies ... since guys come up with such horrible lines.. give us some that work


i feel like this guy ---> :arcade: when trying to figure out women

Spoofy - see Auriflex's reply

 

[pudgy]

i didnt give you permission to share my pms to you with others

 

[radical_P]

lines. You don't need no stinken lines. Just flash a smile say hi and be polite.

 

[midwtchamp]

No wonder I always strike out???:arcade:

 

[radical_P]

No wonder I always strike out???:arcade:

Mid it's ok you are still learning. Just remember that yo biatch you me my bed is not going to work unless you pay them first. lol

 

[teekahty]

OH my god Miss , are you okay , did that hurt ?
(her reply) Did what hurt ?
When you fell from heaven .... !


Pudgy Pick up line

Hi , My infection is all Gone ,, and the Puss has all dried up ,,,,,Can I buy you a drink?

 

[chelle]

OH my god Miss , are you okay , did that hurt ?
(her reply) Did what hurt ?
When you fell from heaven .... !


Pudgy Pick up line

Hi , My infection is all Gone ,, and the Puss has all dried up ,,,,,Can I buy you a drink?

OMG! That is halarious :laugh:

 

[teekahty]

OMG! That is halarious :laugh:

I have to admit I used the one about the fall from heaven .. I did it ,, and I am not proud of it....

 

[pudgy]

it was just a little acne i swear