new game

[footballcat]

Ill start a story, and everyone follows

 

[footballcat]

A young man at the ripe age of 21 was in college

 

[BLEED GREEN]

where he supposedly was studying for his BS in BS...........

 

[WeirdAl]

but in reality, he was...

 

[elemental]

trying to sew his head to the couch...

 

[scorpio]

However after the alcochol wore off,

 

[elemental]

he realized..

 

[scorpio]

he'd better get to class. Upon leaving his dorm........

 

[WeirdAl]

He forgot where the hell he was going. Why oh why did he drink all of that...

 

[scorpio]

surely that didn't impress my date the beautiful,,,,,,,,,

 

[WeirdAl]

if somewhat vociferous,......

 

[scorpio]

,one legged tap dancing sensation,

 

[WeirdAl]

whose damn name I suddenly can't remember! How many brain cells did I kill last night? Oh, wait, is this her name and number written on my hand? It says....

 

[scorpio]

"wrong hand stupid look at the other one," I quickly lift my other hand and am surprised by the name............

 

[elemental]

john smith. oh fuck i was smashed!

 

[scorpio]

I decide classes are not meant to be today and decided to go.......

 

[elemental]

get a massage

 

[scorpio]

however after searching my pockets, I find only 1$ in it with a strange phone number on it written in pink crayon. Feeling ill, I realize

 

[footballcat]

i need to eat some protein...........

 

[scorpio]

before I call this number, in case it's..........