LOL! I never shower beforehand, and never use deodorant beforehand, and usually have old smelly sneakers and a ratty tank top....
Presser, PLLLLEEEEEEZZZZE tell me you're joking, right? I mean, the tight lycra shorts and matching bandana???? And None of that Phucking-pissin-me-off-cologne, right? PLeeZe say it ain't so!
Next thing, you'll tell us that you read GQ in the sauna.....