Ahh, football - a man's game
Though, I recall a story told to me by a friend at university about his time in high school....
When he was seating in the bleachers waiting for someone, flipping through a copy of Cosmo, 3 of the football team players came over to him. "What-cha reading that for? You a ***, or something?"
(I should mention Alex went to school for a few years in England, which definitely enhanced his sarcasm levels)
He calmly continued flipping pages for a minute, then looked up and said "Let me see if I understand this correctly. I'm sitting here reading a magazine filled with beautiful women, many of whom are in various stages of near-undress, while you guys are running around in tight pants, slapping each others asses, but *I'm* the ***? I'll let you try to work out how that makes sense."
At which point he calmly walked away while they were still puzzling out whether they'd been insulted or not....