My gf doesn't mind if I glance around, but if I look for too long, she'll ask me if I want her to get the girl's phone number for me. I know I don't really care if she looks around, but like most people, if it's for too long then it's disrespectful. I get mad and make jokes to get over the problem. That's just how I deal with things, and I go overboard with the jokes to the point it pisses her off, but at least the shoe is now on the other foot. I was initially pissed, now I'm over it and she's mad because I made so many jokes, but in the end she knows how mad I was. That works well for us I guess.
And Presser has a thing for penises mainly because he's hung like a light switch, so he lives vicariously through any man hung enough to not piss on his balls