Catching my man....

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It's like an inescapable cosmic certainty. If Presser gets in on a thread it will go to Penis talk within a page. I'll bet there are warning posters all over every urinal in Jersey with Presser's face!
You know everywhere he goes he's listening for some guy to say "I've got to take a leak". BAAMM!! Immediately Presser's there with "hey Bro, I'll join ya..."
Even when a thread is about big boobs and nice asses Presser gets it focused on the Penis!
 
I didn't read all of this, but an ex gf of mine used to do the exact same thing. She got it from her mom who would literally talk about how hot other guys were in front of her husband, so to her it was just how women acted I suppose. To be honest it never really stopped until I broke up with her and then she was all over me.
 
My gf doesn't mind if I glance around, but if I look for too long, she'll ask me if I want her to get the girl's phone number for me. I know I don't really care if she looks around, but like most people, if it's for too long then it's disrespectful. I get mad and make jokes to get over the problem. That's just how I deal with things, and I go overboard with the jokes to the point it pisses her off, but at least the shoe is now on the other foot. I was initially pissed, now I'm over it and she's mad because I made so many jokes, but in the end she knows how mad I was. That works well for us I guess.

And Presser has a thing for penises mainly because he's hung like a light switch, so he lives vicariously through any man hung enough to not piss on his balls
 
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